I’m not sorry.

Jeremy “I’m-not-a-piano-player” Renner.

j ren spiral so i now ship his mom and waffles he's literally the perfect guy he makes all kinds of stuff music houses movies LAWD

alwaysmythief:

White=Me.

Also Jess how the eff did you get a bonnet next to my nickname? That basically rules all.

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salmon fishing in the yemen emily blunt fish feels about me intro post ewan mcgregor movies
What’s your favorite movie moment?

BILL NIGHY. YOU. MY FAVORITE. yiissss

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bill nighy love you all of you really movies

If you search ‘Christmas movies’ on netflix Ed Asner is the 3rd result.

i kind of love that ed asner christmas movies netflix
missavagardner:

↳MissAvaGardner’s Top 100 Christmas MoviesTrying to get into the Christmas spirit? nothing better than 100 Christmas movies. From the wonderful classics like Miracle on 34th Street & It’s a Wonderful Life, to modern films like The Holiday and Love Actually, here are 100 movies to enjoy the holiday season! Merry Christmas & please report broken links! 
01.It’s a Wonderful Life › 1946 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 02.Miracle on 34th Street › 1947 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 03.Meet Me in St. Louis › 1944 | WATCH 04.The Bishop’s Wife › 1947 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 05.Remember The Night › 1940 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 06.Holiday Inn › 1942 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 07.White Christmas › 1954 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 08.Christmas in Connecticut › 1945 | WATCH & YOUTUBE 09.The Shop Around The Corner › 1940 | WATCH 10.Watch It Happened on Fifth Avenue Online › 1947 | YOUTUBE 11.A Christmas Carol › 1938 | WATCH 12.A Christmas Story › 1983 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 13.The Bells Of St. Mary’s › 1945 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 14.A Charlie Brown Christmas › 1965 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 15.How the Grinch Stole Christmas! › 1966 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 16.Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer › 1964 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 17.Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town › 1970 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 18.Frosty The Snowman › 1969 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 19.Babes in Toyland › 1961 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 20.The Muppets Christmas Carol › 1992 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 21.Home Alone › 1990 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 22.Home Alone 2: Lost in New York › 1992 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 23.The Lion in Winter › 1968 | WATCH & YOUTUBE 24.Mister Magoo’s Christmas Carol › 1962 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 25.A Christmas Carol › 1910 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 26.Mickey’s Christmas Carol › 1983 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 27.A Christmas Carol › 2009 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 28.Elf › 2003 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 29.Meet John Doe › 1941 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 30.The Lemon Drop Kid › 1951 | WATCH 31.Christmas Holiday › 1944 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 32.Holiday Affair › 1949 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 33.Annie › 1982 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 34.The Polar Express › 2004 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 35.Trading Places › 1983 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 36.The Nightmare Before Christmas › 1993 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 37.I’ll Be Seeing You › 1944 | YOUTUBE 38.Babes in Toyland › 1934 | WATCH 39.Love Actually › 2003 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 40.The Railway Children › 1970 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 41.Gremlins  › 1984 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 42.We’re No Angels › 1955 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 43.The Santa Clause › 1994 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 44.How The Grinch Stole Christmas › 2000 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 45.Bad Santa › 2003 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 46.National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation › 1989 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 47.Scrooged › 1988 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 48.The Snowman › 1982 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 49.Edward Scissorhands › 1990 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 50.Planes, Trains and Automobiles › 1987 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 51.The Holiday › 2006 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 52.Diner › 1982 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 53.The Ice Harvest › 2005 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 54.The Family Stone › 2005 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 55.Home for the Holidays › 1995 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 56.Jingle All the Way › 1996 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 57.Santa Claus › 1985 | YOUTUBE 58.Mrs Santa Claus › 1996 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 59.Four Christmases › 2008 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 60.The Santa Clause 2 › 2002 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 61.Ernest Saves Christmas › 1988 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 62.A Garfield Christmas › 1987 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 63.Fred Claus › 2007 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 64.A Muppet Family Christmas › 1989 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 65.Surviving Christmas › 2004 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 66.It’s Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown › 1992 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 67.This Christmas › 2007 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 68.Shrek the Halls › 2007 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 69.The Nutcracker Prince › 1990 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 70.Santa’s Slay › 2005 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 71.All I Want for Christmas › 1991 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 72.Merry Madagascar › 2009 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 73.The Year Without a Santa Claus  › 1974 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 74.Deck the Halls › 2006 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 75.One Magic Christmas › 1985 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 76.A Flintstones Christmas Carol › 1994 | WATCH 77.Eloise at Christmastime › 2003 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 78.Noel › 2004 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 79.The Perfect Holiday › 2007 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 80.Family Man › 2000 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 81.Beyond Tomorrow › 1940 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 82.Full House › 1952 | YOUTUBE 83.Santa Claus Conquers the Martians › 1964 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 84.The Nutcracker › 2006 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 85.The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe › 2005 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 86.Christmas in Wonderland › 2007 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 87.Miracle on 34th Street › 1994 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 88.Little Women › 1994 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 89.Jingle All the Way › 19 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 90.Christmas Comes But Once a Year › 1936 | YOUTUBE 91.Christmas in July › 1940 | YOUTUBE 92.Silent Night, Deadly Night › 1984 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 93.A Christmas Carol › 1938 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 94.Eve’s Christmas › 2004 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 95.Scrooge › 1935 | WATCH 96.Christmas with the Kranks › 2004 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 97.Black Christmas › 2006 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 98.Anastasia › 1997 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 99.Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas › 1997 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD 100.I’ll Be Home for Christmas › 1998 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD

AMAHZING.

missavagardner:

↳MissAvaGardner’s Top 100 Christmas Movies
Trying to get into the Christmas spirit? nothing better than 100 Christmas movies. From the wonderful classics like Miracle on 34th Street & It’s a Wonderful Life, to modern films like The Holiday and Love Actually, here are 100 movies to enjoy the holiday season! Merry Christmas & please report broken links!

01.It’s a Wonderful Life › 1946 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
02.Miracle on 34th Street › 1947 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
03.Meet Me in St. Louis › 1944 | WATCH
04.The Bishop’s Wife › 1947 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
05.Remember The Night › 1940 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
06.Holiday Inn › 1942 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
07.White Christmas › 1954 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
08.Christmas in Connecticut › 1945 | WATCH & YOUTUBE
09.The Shop Around The Corner › 1940 | WATCH
10.Watch It Happened on Fifth Avenue Online › 1947 | YOUTUBE
11.A Christmas Carol › 1938 | WATCH
12.A Christmas Story › 1983 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
13.The Bells Of St. Mary’s › 1945 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
14.A Charlie Brown Christmas › 1965 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
15.How the Grinch Stole Christmas! › 1966 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
16.Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer › 1964 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
17.Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town › 1970 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
18.Frosty The Snowman › 1969 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
19.Babes in Toyland › 1961 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
20.The Muppets Christmas Carol › 1992 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
21.Home Alone › 1990 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
22.Home Alone 2: Lost in New York › 1992 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
23.The Lion in Winter › 1968 | WATCH & YOUTUBE
24.Mister Magoo’s Christmas Carol › 1962 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
25.A Christmas Carol › 1910 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
26.Mickey’s Christmas Carol › 1983 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
27.A Christmas Carol › 2009 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
28.Elf › 2003 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
29.Meet John Doe › 1941 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
30.The Lemon Drop Kid › 1951 | WATCH
31.Christmas Holiday › 1944 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
32.Holiday Affair › 1949 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
33.Annie › 1982 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
34.The Polar Express › 2004 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
35.Trading Places › 1983 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
36.The Nightmare Before Christmas › 1993 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
37.I’ll Be Seeing You › 1944 | YOUTUBE
38.Babes in Toyland › 1934 | WATCH
39.Love Actually › 2003 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
40.The Railway Children › 1970 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
41.Gremlins  › 1984 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
42.We’re No Angels › 1955 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
43.The Santa Clause › 1994 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
44.How The Grinch Stole Christmas › 2000 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
45.Bad Santa › 2003 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
46.National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation › 1989 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
47.Scrooged › 1988 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
48.The Snowman › 1982 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
49.Edward Scissorhands › 1990 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
50.Planes, Trains and Automobiles › 1987 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
51.The Holiday › 2006 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
52.Diner › 1982 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
53.The Ice Harvest › 2005 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
54.The Family Stone › 2005 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
55.Home for the Holidays › 1995 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
56.Jingle All the Way › 1996 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
57.Santa Claus › 1985 | YOUTUBE
58.Mrs Santa Claus › 1996 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
59.Four Christmases › 2008 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
60.The Santa Clause 2 › 2002 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
61.Ernest Saves Christmas › 1988 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
62.A Garfield Christmas › 1987 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
63.Fred Claus › 2007 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
64.A Muppet Family Christmas › 1989 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
65.Surviving Christmas › 2004 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
66.It’s Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown › 1992 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
67.This Christmas › 2007 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
68.Shrek the Halls › 2007 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
69.The Nutcracker Prince › 1990 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
70.Santa’s Slay › 2005 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
71.All I Want for Christmas › 1991 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
72.Merry Madagascar › 2009 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
73.The Year Without a Santa Claus  › 1974 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
74.Deck the Halls › 2006 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
75.One Magic Christmas › 1985 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
76.A Flintstones Christmas Carol › 1994 | WATCH
77.Eloise at Christmastime › 2003 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
78.Noel › 2004 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
79.The Perfect Holiday › 2007 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
80.Family Man › 2000 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
81.Beyond Tomorrow › 1940 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
82.Full House › 1952 | YOUTUBE
83.Santa Claus Conquers the Martians › 1964 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
84.The Nutcracker › 2006 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
85.The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe › 2005 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
86.Christmas in Wonderland › 2007 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
87.Miracle on 34th Street › 1994 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
88.Little Women › 1994 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
89.Jingle All the Way › 19 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
90.Christmas Comes But Once a Year › 1936 | YOUTUBE
91.Christmas in July › 1940 | YOUTUBE
92.Silent Night, Deadly Night › 1984 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
93.A Christmas Carol › 1938 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
94.Eve’s Christmas › 2004 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
95.Scrooge › 1935 | WATCH
96.Christmas with the Kranks › 2004 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
97.Black Christmas › 2006 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
98.Anastasia › 1997 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
99.Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas › 1997 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD
100.I’ll Be Home for Christmas › 1998 | WATCH & DOWNLOAD

AMAHZING.

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GET READY BITCHES TIME TO DECK SOME HALLS. christmas movies
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Reblog if you sneak food into movie theaters.

sunkrux:

girlwiththebooktattoo:

morethanamuse:

degrassiblowsmymind:

$3 for a pack of skittles my ass.

me and my friend snuck in chipotle once XD

You and your friend are EPIC. I must try that…

I also sneak in a can of soda/pop so there!  :D

I remember my mom putting cans of soda in my brother’s cargo shorts.

LOL, I’ve snuck in Subway, Starbucks (very tricky but do-able), Panera (sandwiches not soup haha), and once a bag of white cheddar popcorn… basically anything that will fit in my giant purse.

It’s a time-honored family tradition.

food movies I'm so cheap it isn't even funny

Edward Cullen SAT Prep?

Whilst looking up a ‘Twilight’ parody novel, I’d heard about it around the inter-web, on Amazon.com I came across a book called:

Defining Twilight: Vocabulary Workbook for Unlocking the SAT, ACT, GED, and SSAT http://tinyurl.com/25wh6lp

What?! Now, I’m all for being relevant in education— teaching kids on their level. That said— NOBODY should be using Twilight to teach ANY concept for the verbal portion of ANY test! Ever!

Stephanie Meyer uses quite the vocabulary in her books, I’ll admit; (Yes, I have read them. I wouldn’t have any right to mock them had I not.) but just using a huge vocabulary doesn’t mean your writing is any good. At all. Meyer is an unreliable writer, she is all over the map; her writing is too vague in places and far too unnecessarily specific in others. Her imagery is worse than— well, there really is no comparison. I have no idea how she is published.

  ‘Twilight’ will not help a student’s reading comprehension in any way— there are problems in structure and grammar, adds in ‘big words’ haphazardly, and has a writing style that ranges from dull and unimaginative to downright bizarre and even simply incorrect. (Stephanie Meyer + Science = Wrong)  Her word choice and diction sounds as if Thesaurus.com is open the whole time she is writing and she just copy/pastes whatever word sounds good in her head at the time. The ‘Twilight’ books just do not measure up to the standards of literature that we should be teaching students. If specific examples are needed I’ll post some, but I think you get the point.

Twilight is a pitiful imitation of real literature. And trying to use a teen’s misguided passion for a fictional archetype to teach them how to awkwardly insert ‘intelligent’ SAT words into their comprehension of text is merely manipulation, it is definitely not education. Besides, the teen that you would buy this book for isn’t learning the words themselves, they are learning the words as Edward Cullen uses them— most of the time inserted as a non sequitur or by using questionable grammar. 

Case in point— the word ‘gratuitous’ is even used incorrectly in the product description of the book on Amazon.com! —“Can you resist the allure of Edward’s myriad charms—his ocher eyes and tousled hair, the cadence of his speech, his chiseled alabaster skin, and his gratuitous charm?” That is not the place for that word. 

Being relevant to students does not have to mean buying in to whatever they happen to like at the moment. No, its about making connections. Connecting their life to their education; the relevance of why this learning is important and how it is beneficial and impacting; not just somehow mushing together what they need to pass the ‘test’ and whatever they’d rather be doing than sitting in school and writing ‘I <3 Edward Cullen’ on their notebooks.

Also, this assumes that an intelligent teenager who is looking to better their score on said tests would even be looking for a ‘Twilight’ prep book. In my experience, most of the teens who like Twilight *this much* aren’t really worried about their test scores. They’ve all fallen under the spell of Edward Cullen and have stopped breathing like Bella seems to do every other paragraph. Most intelligent teens rightly mock ‘Twilight’ and the really intelligent ones never read it.

The only consolation I find in the whole Twilight saga is that ‘Bella Swan’s’ favorite book is Wuthering Heights- it is mentioned repeatedly. Well, it isn’t my favorite book per se, but the fact that some girl or guy somewhere might pick up that actual work of literary merit and read it because ‘Bella Swan’ loves it, is slightly redeeming.

The popularity of Twilight makes it an easy connector to current teens- but with books like “Defining Twilight” we are telling the students that anything popular is somehow useful or worthy, when any sensible person knows that this is NOT TRUE. Everything worth having comes with a cost and what is popular is not always (or usually) right.

In Conclusion I have a few notes:

Dear English teachers,

Please use books with literary merit to teach SAT prep. Actually, only teach books with literary merit in school. If they could have written it, you needn’t teach it to them. Your students may actually get into college, and travel there with actual knowledge about reading comprehension instead of a head full of vampires and bad grammar/imagery. Love, Caroline

Dear Brian Leaf M.A. (author of ‘Defining Twilight’)

You have a Master’s degree, (and a successful SAT prep empire) and you stoop to Stephanie Meyer’s level for reading comprehension source material? I want you to re-examine your motives. If they are simply profit (combining two popular things: SAT Prep and Twilight) and you don’t care about the actual student’s learning, then job well done. If not, then WHY?! Please stop manipulating the youth of America, the media does that well enough.

O.K. rant over now.

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